Does Sam love you?

1.	What is your name? Megan Lindsay Linda Claire Leslie
2.	What color is your hair? (and why do so many hair colors start with ?B?) Brown Black Blonde Purple Pink
3.	What color are your eyes? Brown Black Hazel Blue Brown except when I wear Green contacts
4.	What is my boyfriend?s name? Ashby Kyle Sam Taylor Hanson Bob Moffat
5.	Touching men?s penisses with my hand?s is: Enjoyable, but against the rules Boring My hand? Why use my hand when we could be having sex? My hand? Why use my hand when I can use scissors!? My hand? Why use my hand when I can use the lawnmower?
6.	Once, when I closed my legs... The planets aligned I broke my boyfriend?s glasses! (think about it...hehe) I had a baby orgasm My legs? Closed? We Lindsay?s don?t know how to do that! There?s no 5?th choice...I love you megan!
7.	I worship... Brian Choi Illicit Drugs Illicit Pictures God Marerial Goods
8.	Kissing makes me feel... Evil Comfortable Dirty Used Like Throwing up
9.	When my boyfriend masterbates I feel... Dirty Evil Used Bothered Hot
10.	When I?m bored I... play solitaire peepee jump on a trampoline dump my boyfriends cuss
11.	I am addicted to my spanish homework running cocaine marajuana alchohol
12.	Sam ______?s me love hate kick push shove
13.	I am insecure about my boyfriend?s ex-girlfriends computers clothes blanket penis
14.	When people call my house... my phone gets mad annoying nothing... nothing... nothing... nothing...
15.	I am Not Sam?s boyfriend Sam?s Boyfriend Not Sam?s boyfriend Not Sam?s boyfriend Not Sam?s boyfriend